A peacock laid an egg on the top of a hill. One side of the hill is rocky, the other side of the hill is smooth. Which way would the egg roll safely to the ground?

A: A peacock doesn’t lay eggs. Peahens do.

You are driving a bus. 6 people get on, 2 people get off, then ten people get on and five people get off, then eight people get on and 4 more people get off. what color were the bus driver's eyes?

A:Whatever color your eyes are because you are driving the bus.

I'm not alive but I have 5 fingers. What am I?

A: A glove

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat.2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fish?

Because the fishing group comprises a grandfather, his son, and his grandson - hence just three people.